just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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