So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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