Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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