EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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