have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
