but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
