no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Dicks are not precious.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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