That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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