But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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