If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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