phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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