the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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