I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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