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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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