well you can't waste a boner
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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