so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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