found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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