We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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