She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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