so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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