We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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