FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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