Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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