I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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