garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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