i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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