an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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