She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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