who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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