her vagine was all disorganized.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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