Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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