Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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