Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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