He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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