if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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