don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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