Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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