i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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