I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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