8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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