i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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