Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
