Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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