remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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