I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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