Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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