whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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