i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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