if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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