I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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