At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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