Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Green mimosas i think yes
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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