so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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