Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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