Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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