somebody snuck up and got me drunk
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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