fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
