Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I have post one night stand depression
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