i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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